From Meet To Blowjob in 5 Minutes

by The Asian Casanova on August 6, 2011

Every once in a while you’ll hear about crazy stories, usually from Vegas of people having fast casual sexual adventures. A lot of it seems pretty unbelievable, the kind of stuff that only exist in corny porn movies or our nastiest wet dreams.

These types of adventures do and can happen. More than that, it can happen to you. Yes, you can experience crazy kinky fast sex with a girl you just meet, and it doesn’t have to be a drunken night in Vegas for it to happen.

I’m going to share with you a crazy story one of my friends had that lead to a blowjob in 5 minutes after meeting a random girl…

Two girls were walking down the sidewalk late at night as yenwen and I enjoy a late night smoke. They catch my eye since it is kind of quiet in the neighborhood.

Me: How’s it going?
Girl: Can I have a cigarette?
Me: Yeah, sure. Just kiss me for three minutes.
Girl: Are you serious?

She asks yenwen for a cigarette, but he doesn’t make it any easier on her and tells her to show him her best dance move. While she ponders, yenwen, being the fucking overselling dude he is, tells her that I’m a pretty cute guy. And with his egging on, she gives in with her burning desire to have a cigarette and strolls over to make out.

I just stood there, waiting. I felt no nervousness or anything, so that was cool.

The make out was good – instant open mouth with grabbing, tonguing, and biting. She was a wild one….

A short intermission:

Girl: Was that three minutes?
Me: No, that was more like one and a half minutes.

More kissing ensues…..

Three minutes of bliss come to an end, and her and her friend continue their trip to Jack in the Box.

yenwen: dude, she’s coming back.

Yenwen’s power of observation was at its peak because he was right; she was coming back. She stayed on the sidewalk, just walking back to her home. Yenwen stops her and asks, like the pimp he is, “Whoa, back for more?”

She weakly negates his comment with a simple no and says that she wants another cigarette. With the ground already set, I tell her to give me a kiss. Another weak negation, which compels me to walk up to her and start making out.

I hear yenwen close the door, and we start getting a bit heavy with the grabbing and kissing. And then we come to a stop, as I try, again, the mid-apocalypse. She responds positively, but we can figure out whether we should go to her place or mine. So, I just think to myself, fuck it.

Me: Your sweet lips would look good on my cock.
Girl: Oh my God…. (add deep sigh here)

Next thing you know, we go for a little trip down BJ lane, get caught by some nice lady, go for about 30 minutes of BJing, no finish, but she says that she wants to finish the job the next day….

Sound unbelievable? It can happen just like that. The possibility is there, but do you have the balls and attitude to make that your reality?

To have these experiences you need to first crush your limiting beliefs about sex and also crush your limiting beliefs about what girls think about sex. Luckily I wrote a bad ass article about it:

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